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You can't fix stupid.....
11-14-2013, 07:53 AM
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You can't fix stupid.....
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A Wisconsin man called 911 early Sunday morning and asked for assistance in removing a snoring woman from his bed, police report.

Benjamin Duddles, 41, dialed police around 4:20 AM to say that he wanted


“a female removed from his bed,” adding that he was not sure “how she got into his apt.” He subsequently reported that he had let the woman into his home and she “just went into his bed and fell asleep.”

The woman, Duddles complained, was “now snoring like a train and he wants her out.”

When officers arrived at Duddles’s Waukesha residence, he revealed they “drank together, had relations and she fell asleep.” After repairing to his living room, Duddles returned to his bedroom and could not roust the snoring woman, “so he called police,”
according to a Waukesha Police Department report.

The unidentified woman was “found to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea.”

Cops advised Duddles that a snoring woman in his bed was not a police matter since he had allowed her into his home. Duddles, who was not arrested, was “provided the comfort of his couch for the evening” and directed to “work out the ‘issue’ in the morning.”

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11-14-2013, 10:54 AM
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guess he wanted to get a little spanky time in before retiring for the night...Laugh

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11-14-2013, 02:15 PM
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Dude should be arrested for having a name like Duddles.
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11-14-2013, 02:26 PM
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^^^^HAHAHA! You will fit in just fine!

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01-10-2014, 08:35 AM
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There is a whole series of these, and some are really hard to watch....

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01-10-2014, 09:34 AM
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^^^ LMAO It never fails to amaze me that some people can be such retards & then that shit get put on the internet.

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01-10-2014, 10:34 AM
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Wow some dumb asses there
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01-18-2014, 10:25 PM (This post was last modified: 01-18-2014 10:27 PM by rdrdr90.)
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LMAO

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01-19-2014, 08:06 AM
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(01-10-2014 08:35 AM)rdrdr90 Wrote: Please Register or Login to view links.There is a whole series of these, and some are really hard to watch....
Holy Chit there are some dumb ass people in this world. I could hear the loony tunes music in the background. HAHA

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01-19-2014, 01:21 PM
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^^^ LMAO LMAO LMAO

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